Here is the blog of the day:

Well, well, well.. I’m back from my vacation and find my maid Colette has been in desperate need of supervision. I came home with a bag full of dirty laundry only to discover the little slag has been wearing the pristine panties I left behind.

If it weren’t for the fossilized fuck in Utah who sent me the $200 e-gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret, I’d have no clean undies at all. Fortunately, the package of sweet new thongs and Brazilian cut panties was waiting for me when I got home.

Big, biting kisses for all the pets who sent me tributes to spend while I was on vacation. I brought back more mementos than I could reasonably carry. Of course, it’s always easy to find some sycophantic little man to move my things along for me, so it’s not really my problem if the luggage is heavy.

Overall, it’s good to be home and back to my pets. Even the ones who haven’t been minding their chores while I’ve been gone.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a sissy to spank.

Shayna