Here is the blog of the day:

Well wouldn’t you just know it, right when I got a call from one of my favorite little dum dums, the thunderstorm in my area causes my phone reception to go to crap! Sorry dum dum john, usually my friends old cell phone has the best reception no matter the weather.

Just to bring you all up to speed, it has been about a month and a half since dum dum john has called in, and he told me all about the reason that he had stayed away for a while. Trust me, I call him dum dum (they name lollipops after him) for a reason. Why did he stay away? Because the dumb little retard tried doing something he has been warned against – THINKING.

I don’t know how many times I have told him the only way he could spark a thought is if he shook his head real hard and got those two little brain cells rolling around in there to bump into each other. Even then it is usually stroking his pig stick that comes into his mind. This time though he tried thinking above his retard level and made an assumption that cost him valuable time of being able to serve his Goddess, Priestess, Demon Temptress and Princess.

Say it with me, all together now – DUMBASS!

I made him beg to pay $50.00 to be allowed to stroke himself, made him press his prick hard into the floor, had him hump the ground like a worm in a circle and made him say out loud what a dumb little fucker floor humper retard moron stupid jackass he is. If nothing else, he is always good for a laugh!

Talk with you later dum dum!

Mistress Lauren