Here is the blog of the day:

Today was uneventful to say the least but having crazy days every day isn’t my goal at any rate. I much rather stay at home where a humble servant is there to cater to me. In the morning I request a nice bottle of wine to be chilled and two glasses be ready for lunch with a lover of mine and nice eggs to be readied for my breakfast. I sit in bed for a minute then get on some gym clothes and go do my morning aerobics video. Then sit down to two eggs over easy, a thin slice of ham, one slice of toast and milk; with my legs propped up by my servant as he licks my sweaty feet clean.

After breakfast, I go run my errands about town and call some friends before I come home to slip into a nice low cut, shape flattering purple top and jeans with nice open toed strappy heels before my lover appears. Now he isn’t my permanent lover and he knows it, just a guy that comes over to stroke my ego and satisfy me if the situation calls for it. This time I am just going to force him to drink and then give me cash while I laugh at how hard he is.

After I get the necessary funds from my lover he is dismissed and I am off to the hair salon to get my hair done. Highlights and touch up and I’m back at home to a freshly cooked dinner by another loser that wants my attention but is a little light in the pants. Nice steak and rice with some cranberry sauce and a glass of chardonney. What could be better than that?!

Simple fits me!

Lauren