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LoL when I walked into the room you jumped up trying to hide the fact that you was masterbating!
I saw everything …laughing @ you while you turn all kinda shades of red lol from sheer
embarrassment. Im totally gonna tell everyone and also that really pretty woman that you like.
I bet she wont give you the time of day after I tell her about this.
She will think you are some kinda Freak!
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Pushing your moneyslavery ablities to their limits.

Lets see if you have what I want.
I want $500.00 right now out of your wallet.
you will max a credit card, eat crackers and water
or do whatever it takes to make sure I get what I want.
The Queen has Made her DEMANDS.

Mean Lady Madison Show

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Are you the type of loser that can only get an Inflatable date? Does your date come to you by the postal system? Is she made of plastic or latex? Do you get off on that “new doll smell” strait out of the box? Well then you sad loser do I have the gal for you. Yes that’s right, I have the girl of your dreams just waiting for you to try out one of her nice tight holes. I can just see your sorry ass now reaching down with your fat fingers to rub back and fourth on that useless dick of yours. Just thinking about your dream girl gets you all revved up and ready for a good fuck; now doesn’t it LOSER? That’s ok piss head, every loser has to find some pleasure in there sorry lives; even you. I tell you what though; I do believe I can help you bring a little more excitement to your latex love life. How you ask? Well dip shit it’s really quite simple. You just pick of the phone “it’s that thing that rings and someone is on the other end”, call me, and either bring your own latex love date or hell you can use the hot dream date I talked about above. After all just look at her; she’s hot admit it. All the right holes can move most any direction, now all you need is me to tell you how to fuck your dream date. So if you would like to improve your latex love life; call the Queen. Go on give it a try, step over to the dark side, I wont bite; if I do you wont mind it at all.

Humiliation Phone Sex

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Coulter: We Want Jews To Be “Perfected”

The Coultergeist is up to her old tricks, but of course. She’s just trying to see how outrageously offensive she can be when mere ideas fail her, which they always do. But some things just go without saying.

It helps that she is completely oblivious to what others might think of what she says. Otherwise she would realize just exactly where her politics and bizarre notions place her—in a special insane assylum reserved for fascists with rapidly advancing brain deterioration, of course.

“We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say,” Coulter said later in the show. “That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express.”

“Candidly, I had her on not to talk about politics but to talk about her brand strategy,” Deutsch later told AdWeek . “Whether you like her or not, her strategy is to be extreme and that’s a way to make money. But because it’s her, it drifted into politics.”

“I simply asked her a question, something like, ‘If the world was her way, what would it look like?’ And she said something to the effect that everybody would be Christians,” Deutsch told AdWeek. “I was somewhat baffled and asked if that meant there would be no Buddhists or Jews and I think her words were, ‘perfected’ Jews [would be OK].”

From the CBS story“

1. Insert foot deeply in mouth.
2. Smirk self-adoringly at the cameras.
3. Repeat.

How could anyone resist the temptation? Maxim magazine online has taken the opportunity to demonstrate for us just how Anne Coulter herself might be “perfected”, suggesting exactly which upgrades might be an improvement.

Link

Principal Angela

Here is the Fetish Phone Sex Blog of the Day:

The perfect solution is a human humiliation game show. Let them entertain me. That way boredom is relieved both ways. I’ve told my boys that I want to see sexual feats of unknown surpass. I want to be delighted, surprised, entertained, relished, and more. I leave the special enticement of this event totally up to them, and I dare them to disappoint me. It’s all scheduled for Sunday afternoon – this little two hour special show my boys will put on for me. And, of course, I love competition. So, I’m inviting my callers to offer me entertainment as well. Do a cam show for me? Set your cock on fire *grin*? Eat a cum-filled donut? Surprise me, delight me, dance for me!

My last show with the boys was over a year ago. It took that long for them to admit they were bored again. In that show, I watched my very straight, homophobic SexSlave get introduced to a tight blindfold and a cock guessing game. SexSlave got on his knees, blindfolded with his hands tied tightly behind him. In front of him was a table with an array of gel dildos. The name of the game was “Guess the cock?” My sissy rubbed a little Vick’s salve under SexSlave’s nose and then slid gel dildo after dildo into his mouth, with five dildos and one real thing. SexSlave didn’t know there was going to be a real one. SexSlave’s instructions were, “Lick, suck or mouth each one then we will ask you questions about some of the dildos, and you have tell which number it was.” The dildos were all about the same length and circumference, however some were floppier than others, and some were much firmer. Each dildo was given a number. The real one was Number 4. As each dildo was pushed in, my sissy would say, “that’s number 1” or “that’s number 2” and so on. When he reached Number 4, s/he pressed her/his own same sized cock into his mouth. It was all I could do to contain my laughter. After the last dildo, number six, was mouthed, the sissy (with her/his cock still hanging out under the skirt) stepped back, removed SexSlave’s blindfold and asked SexSlave to describe any differences in how the dildos felt in his mouth by referring to the numbers on them. Mind you – there are only five dildos on the table, yet sissy gave him six examples. SexSlave could not see the small numbers attached to the ends, nor could he see Number 4 was missing.

SexSlave looked at the table, and I could see him pondering only five dildos when there should be six, but he said nothing about it. SexSlave instead answered the question, “Some were firmer than others, and some were softer. One, two and four were firmer, and three, five and six were softer.”

Sissy asked next, “Which ones felt more real than others?”

SexSlave answered arrogantly, “None. I wouldn’t know, because I’ve never had a real one in my mouth.”

For moment, there was silence. Then SexSlave looked up and focused intently on sissy’s cock hanging out from under her/his skirt. Then the fun ensued as SexSlave said, “You dirty cunt,” and jumped up ready to do bodily violence to sissy.

I stood as well, difficult as it was with me laughing so hard. I placed my hand on SexSlave’s shoulder, pushed him back to his knees, and said, “Play the game, dear, or I’ll reduce your position to cuckold slave.”

SexSlave was very angry, which of course, made the game more fun. I pointed to the dildos and told SexSlave, “There are five dildos on the tray and one real thing hanging between sissy’s legs. I’ll make a deal with you. If you can guess which number of cock in your mouth was the real one by the order it was presented to your mouth, I’ll let you hand spank sissy’s ass until it’s blistered, bruised and raw, then let you fuck her face until you drown her with cum. But if you guess wrong, I’ll make you play this game every night for me.”

Wanna know what happened? You’ll have to ask me. Leave a comment and maybe I’ll tell you.

Fetish Phone Sex

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Well folks, seems that even though Bob is enjoying being a cuckold. He craves my attention as well. And even thinks about me, when he can’t get a chance to give me a call for a good session of phonesex, on Niteflirt. He tells me, that he is starting to take chances that he never considered doing befor. Like looking at my pictues and jerking his average size cock, with the door to his home office open. And Suzanne is in the house, were she could walk in at any moment. I guess, his craving for me, is more than his fear of being caught with his dick in his hand, stroking to my pictures. LOL

Well, seems the other nite, on his wedding anniversary. Bob let his dear wife, take her beautiful lover out,instead of him and her celebrating. Bob, went to sleep in the guest room. But was awoke, by the sounds of someone in the room with him, obviously going at it hot and heavy. Bob said that the room was dark, but with the light from the hall way, he could see his cock sucking wife, licking and sucking on Jim’s beautiful black cock, right there in the guest room with him. Well of course this gave our cuckolded Bob a raging hard-on, as he watched Suzanne. Finally Bob could not stand just laying there any more. And got up with his dick in his hand and walked over to where his wife was getting fucked doggy style. And in her ass no less. Our Bob, stuck his raging hard-on into his wifes mouth. He said at first she resisted, but I guess the fucking she was getting from Jim’s HUGE cock in her ass was so good. That any resistance to a hard cock, even Bob’s, was more than Suzanne could take. So our dear Bob, got to get his dick sucked once more, because of the cuckolding situation. Way to Go Bob.

Phone Sex Milf Rebecca

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“An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically, saying he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life.

The 24-year-old man from the north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh has admitted himself into a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called ‘penile duplication’ or ‘diphallus’.

The surgery was expected to be difficult as both organs are well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally.

“Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary”, says a surgeon for the case in a national newspaper.

The newspaper said there are about 100 such reported cases around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men.”

My sister just caught up with some of my latest blog posts and says: this guy should just go into porn! She also reports that microphallus is the medical term for a small penis, that is, in case any mini-dickens would like to know the medical community acknowledges your pain!

Sara’s Play Room

Here is the phonesex blog of the day:

Money Slavery by Posh is not a question, it is an answer to your pathetic worthless existence. I do allow a certain light into your life don’t I. I’m much like an angel, so bright and shimmery, giving you new meaning, providing you with new ambition. A guiding light which leads you straight into addiction, and right into my pocket where I can carry you to the bank and deposit everything MMM sounds so delicious to me.

I received a DECENT check amount from a boy who I am toying with. He thinks $500.00 has him in the clear, and since I am sure he will be reading this: No, I’m happy to say. It has appeased me for the moment, but just for this moment and I may pounce on you again in the near future.

I also received a new pair of shoes today, they are so adorable. I’ll post pictures of them when I get my other gifts next week. Thanks shoe freak Josh, you have done well at pampering my delicate feet.

I am available tonight for calls and for cam, so send me a message, tribute & call to keep yourself occupied and from going nuts. I know how much you need your posh fix!

Posh Phonesex

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Hahahahahahahaha fooled yeah! I may be from New york born and raised but I don’t get 4,000 bucks for a small amount of my time. I wish I could I would be so set for life you have no idea. Maybe I will meet a pay piggie that has a top paying job in gov,law or something. But I would be smart enough to cover my face with a mask so noone ever knew my real name. I know sounds funny right. I would love to see my face all over tv and news channels I love to be seen but then my folks would see it as well and well there goes my virginal jewish bride deal my parnets think I am. Alot of people know me as The jewish phonesex girl with the smoking body but still. My father would shoot my firm ass.

I have not been up to too much lately. Hanging out waiting for the days of spring to come. The days of short skits with my ass cheeks hangin out. The tight fishnet stocking and nylons with my heels that so many men love on me. And no fear of slipping on the ice. Oh well I will be back to taking all of your steamy phone sex calls very soon. and at new cheaper phone sex prices. Kisses Mimi

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Have you ever been just a wanking away on that little dick, feeling O so good, almost there, and then your hand cramps, Oh No! This can’t be happening, I’m feeling so good, my fat willy is ready to explode! Please my faithful hand don’t give out on me now. Just a few more wanks to glory. PLEASE!

Oh dear the man says; what should I do? The man exclaims I know, go see my doctor he will know what’s wrong with old faithful. So the man goes to the doctor and what does he say; sir you are suffering from carpal wanker syndrome. What the man says? I believe you are confused isn’t that suppose to be carpal syndrome a condition for people that type too much? No the doctor says; this is another condition that effects those that wank too much. You see, if you wank to much, you tend to run the risk of wearing down the joint in your wrist so there for your wanking hand as time goes by will not be able to wank with such wonderful gusto. You will have to try and give that hand time to heal and use your left hand to wank. But no doctor that will not work! You see, I tried, but try and try as I may my left hand just couldn’t keep the same pace as my faithful right hand has all these years. The man says with dismay; I cannot get the speed and consistency that I need to fulfill my joyous explosion of ecstasy. Well the doctor stands there scratching his head, and then he says I have one other idea to offer you. What the man says to the doctor I will try anything please, please tell me. The doctor looks at the man and says; go buy yourself a fleshlight, it feels like a real pussy, or so I’ve been told. And best of all the doctor says; they come with different size holes. Yes, I’m telling you the truth, you can get one to feel like anal or you can get one to feel like a pussy, the choice is up to you. Now young man go fourth and wank to your hearts desire with your new fleshlight which can be used with either you left or right hand. So there for you can be a lefty and have a good wank! Enjoy.

Mean Phonesex

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Hey pin dicks & geeks… Today was fun for me, but tiring at the same time. Can you morons guess what I was doing today? Shopping - as usual! On your money of course. I got the cutest new purse, 3 pairs of heels, 2 pairs of jeans, a new coat, & a super short skirt for summer. Yes I said super short… legs like mine deserve to be flaunted!The past few days have been spent with my new cracker Donnie? A new bitch who loves forced intoxication, and I think Donnie is his name? he likes to get messed right up, and while hes calling me 7.77 or 9.99 lines for hours at a time… I like getting his wimpy ass fucked up too

Cracker Donnie… Today is our day scheduled fuck you right over day - make sure you bring enough party favors! my geek tim has had the joy of sending me 900 as well in the past few days (you love it nerdy boy dont you!)… and my uk drunk sent this Hot Princess $1169.00 yesterday as well… And lets not forget the ever so pathetic “oink oink” what a fucking tool… He emailed me to tell me he LOVES my ass, I emailed him to tell him he’s got to pay for opening his snout &
drooling over my perfect ass. Then he starts asking to see all his pathetic pictures Iv saved over the past year or two of him.

He likes to jerk off looking at his pictures of himself in a French maid outfit and a big black dildo up his ass. hahaha

Heres an email the slut sent me - have a laugh on him!

a while back i finally broke down and bought my wife a strap-on. it was very humiliating, but it got to the point where i didn’t just want it in my manhole, i absolutely needed it. besides, it was embarassing having ‘normal’ sex. on the rare ocassion she let me, i could tell she didn’t like it. it looked like she was mentally reviewing her grocery list as i was grunting and groaning on top of her. i swear that as soon as i was inside, she would begin urging me to “hurry up, hurry up”. she wasn’t intentionally trying to humiliate me, but a few times, she would ask if i was even hard or if something was wrong down there. i knew this kind of sex wasn’t for me and, since i like it in the ass, i finally gave up trying to do it the normal way. anyway, i woke up this morning feeling frisky and moved to her side of the bed. i turned my back to her and started grinding my ass into her waist. i even reached back behind her butt and pressed her midsection against mine. i still can’t bring myself to ask to be ass fucked, so i was trying to send a clear message. she must have been sleepy, because she didn’t respond at first. finally, with a disgusted voice, she asked me what i wanted. i couldn’t take it any more so i said i wanted ‘it’ up my ass. she said ‘no’ she was still sleeping. do you know how embarassing it is to ask to be ass fucked and be denied? i doubt it happens often. i bet a man wouldn’t turn down that offer. that is why everyday, i get closer to just saying the hell with it and search for horny strangers on the net who need to blow a load. i want to feel like someone is enjoying using me as a cum dump. don’t know why i shared all this, but it seemed as if your ass video was prying me for my secrets

Haha - what a fucking LOSER!

well bitches, Ill be on nite flirt today so fill up those accounts and do your sorry ass a favor & call me for some abuse!

Princess Mindy