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OK, everyone, get your blankies and cocoa, and gather round, we’re going to have Story Time!

Today’s story is a cautionary tale of a boy we’ll call… Zack.

Zack was a wonder of modern homo sapiens – and proof that Darwin is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Zack, see, has a chastity fetish. He has others, but we’ll get to that in time. As most of you know, I do hypnosis, and I’m pretty damned good at it. Zack wanted desperately to partake of a trance session… but he wanted to feel what it was like to be in a woman’s body while he was under. So, of course, I obliged, because the idea of giving him big fat titties makes me giggle. (I’d post a picture of him but the only pics I have involve making him cum all the way up his chest and send me proof. Suffice it to say he’s extraordinarily fair-skinned and REALLY geeky. ) OK, so let me back up a sec. Chastity fetish, Darwin, Zack…. Yeah. He was in chastity, locked up, with my darling Lotus as Keyholder. And, because he had this strange idea that he might get lucky with his ex-girlfriend (they’re exes for a good reason, dumbass!), he decided to get himself out of chastity without telling Lotus. Well, not having a key, he thought and thought and thought til his thinker was sore – I figure it took about three minutes to get there. And he decided to take matters Into His Own Hands.

In his amazing conclusion, the cure for his little locked-up-cock problem was, “find a way to remove the lock.” Seems like a reasonable thing, yes? I know, it made sense to me, too. What DIDN’T make sense was the method employed by our hero to REMOVE the lock. Dumbass Zack busted out the BENCH GRINDER, and cut the lock off his junk. Now, I dunno about you guys but were I in possession of a penis, actually attached to my body? I sure as HELL wouldn’t let a bench grinder within about 15 feet. So. He cut the lock off, and wonder of wonders, did NOT wound his boy bits!

He ended up not getting lucky with the ex, and now he’s got to explain himself to Lotus. Let’s skip a bit here, wherein she is Not Amused, and turns him over to me for a while.

I did some hypno with him, simple addiction work, trigger words, and because it amused me, the sensation of E-cup boobies weighing down his chest. He responded remarkably well to that, almost TOO well – if you know what I mean… I think really, deep inside, Zack wants to be a woman. It’s almost enough to make me want to make him pay for a trip to Thailand to get him a chop job. ANYWAY. So, Zack is doing fine as one of my Boys, learning well, and then flubs it all up. so, I tell him to hit the road.

Three months later, he comes crawling back, begging me to put him in chastity and do more hypno. So… I make a grand mistake. I give him a second chance.

This is why I don’t DO second chances. If any of you boys get upset because you’ve been cast out of My presence? You can blame Zack.

I told him, straight up. Three things. A call, a tribute on Niteflirt, and a return to making daily blogposts on an LJ set up specifically for me to read.. If he did all three, it would show he was sincere in his intentions to do his servitude correctly. The blog was summarliy updated, the call was scheduled, no tribute arrived. I figured, eh, do the call and tribute at the same time, some guys prefer that… giving the benefit of the doubt, you see.

The blogposts in the two days between allowing him back into my service and the day we were going to do the call should have tipped me off, but I admit, I believed he really DID want a second chance. I told him I wanted 250 words on the nature of sacrifice and what it meant to him. I read his blog that day and there was a sad, sad little plea for me NOT to make him give up anything he liked and how sacrifice wasn’t fair to expect of anyone, let alone a subbie.

Our IM that evening was a sad, sad thing. He asked, over and over again for pictures of My breasts so that he could obsess over them. I told him no, over and over again, because he hadn’t fulfilled all three requests.

So, we did the call… more hypnosis. great big huge boobies for Zack! No tribute for Miss Olivia. So I prodded him a bit about it.

Come to find out, he decided, in his infinite wisdom, that paying me for a call and sending me a tribute were the same thing. Now I’m here to tell you, boys, it’s really, really not.

I’ll be continuing this post shortly, I just want to get THIS much posted, so I don’t forget.

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What do think is Taboo? Many people think of many differnt things are taboo. There is food that is taboo like monkeys and eggs, there is rituals that are taboo like mutalion and fire eating and then there are sex taboos. I have watched Taboo alot on NG channel. I have noticed that what some people think is taboo is really normal to some. Sex is the same way. I know this for a fact.

Some may think that a woman making her husband watch her with a differrent man and let him fuck her while her husband watchs is taboo. To some it just having a good time and it is also called Cuckolding. I am not married but if I was it would not be taboo to me. I would love to have the man that I married sit in a chair in my bed room and watch as someone else fucked me and pleased me. It would be even better if it was someone that was not what he would normal want to see. Like a black man,a gang member, a punk rocker something along those lines. To me that is not taboo sex.

Maybe to some the image of a sexy woman like myself laying on white sheets naked is not notworthy. My skin hightlighting the sheets and the wanting in my eyes. And as a man lays down with me I have a 7 foot snake in bed with me slithering all over me and the man kisses me and fucks me. Some would say that is beastailty but I always think of that being a animal doing nasty thinsg with a woman and that is not my cup of tea. To me one of my fantasies is to have a snake on me warm and moving while I have sex. Not have sex with the snake but a man or a couple. To some that would be Taboo sex as well.

Lastly what comes to mind is when I first started having phonesex. I had my username as daddys lil jewish princess. I was doing princess phone sex and all. Some men thought of that name in a way that I was fucking my daddy. That I loved Incest and that When I turned 18 I started fucking my family. Can you imagine me fucking a older rich snobby jewish man. I dont think so. But tahst what men thought. So I changed my name. To very very many people incest is taboo. I used to get alot of men calling asking about taboo phone sex that had to with incest. And incest phone sex calls were asked as well. But to many people think that that’s well incest.

Now that I have run thur my thoughts about tabbo sex and taboo phonesex I’m going back to eating my candy bar and se what on tv and see when the nitequil will kick in love you all Mimi

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What an incredibly busy Autumn and Winter I have had. For all of you, My loyal slaves and obsessed readers of My beautiful blog here at http://www.mistressjocelyn.com I would like to simply express My deep regret for having taken so long to post any new entries lately. From massive computer problems to very private personal matters to extraordinarily brisk business at NiteFlirt, I have been quite the busy Goddess, but I am back and, as I have always been throughout, available for worship by newer and older servants alike.

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All you have to do is call Me, prepared for at least a 30 minute session (hypnosis is a process, not a quickie spank and wank, capiche?), and I will relax your body and mind, induce you, and use My inimitably improvisational Goddess intellect and addictively sultry voice to take you deeper into your subconscious need to be enslaved than you have ever gone before. My Hypnosis sessions run the fetish gamut, so check My NiteFlirt homepage and this blog and prepare to describe your fetishes and submissive interests when you call. I expect to hear from My long-term slaves and hypno-toys soon.

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As many of you know we never get snow here that really amount to anything at all.. but we did tonight! Last time I measured it was almost 9 inches!! wow… So after talking to one of my favorite sissies the idea of the slave sled was born, and My slave was terrified at the thought. So here is how it works, and I think that many of you humiliation addicts need to give this a try, and soon!

You have the slave put on a nylon parka and hat, and due to trying this myself, I have learned you need to put on nylon pants too. My slave got an ass crack full of snow because we went with out the nylon pants. Okay back to the how and why.. if you are going to be used in an area with trees then make sure you wear a helmet as well. Anyway, so the slave lays on its back while the Mistress sits on its lap and hooks her feet into his armpits. Then the Mistress pulls tight on the parka strings so that she can steer the slave down the hill. You must make sure there are no rocks or large bumps because you could very well break the slaves back if you go over too large of a hill and land the wrong way. I tried this out, and let Me tell you I laughed My ass off- this was way fun! I wonder if I can get a slave sled even started in one of the more wintery states next year, the slave sled Olympics!

I had a lot of fun hanging out with every one in the kinky adult chat rooms last night, there were many Mistresses there as well as some familiar faces. I should be back there again this week stirring up some fun with all of you so make sure to keep My seat warm!

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It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, bitches! Get up on some gifts and I mean like NOW, as soon as you read this, all of My fuckin’ sluts, you know who I am talking to. I don’t want to be disappointed in My really good bitches. I know they will be giving’ it up, high and hard, with the fat money, but you new cash whores better get right with the Tax Season spirit and make sure you understand who is getting’ and who is giving’ and, bitch, that means YOU!!!

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex.

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