Archive for December, 2007

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I thought I’d share this short clip with you guys. This is the beginning of a longer video where I play with my friend Stephie then her boyfriend walks in on us! Well, needless to say, we don’t mind one bit! He joins right in and the next thing you know I’m stroking his cock right over Stephies pussy! This is the first handjob I’ve given to anyone other than my husband in years!

Watch as I stroke him off in what he later referred to as the best handjob he’s ever had! He shoots his load of cum all over Stephie’s spread pussy then she rubs his cum into her wet pussy. This may be my hottest video to date! I know I had fun! See the full version HERE!

Emma Live

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Awww poor whiny bitches!!! Where has your Princess been? of course having lots of fun on the phone as always! Some of the newest bitches in My stable:
# tiny who always needs his nust busted soooo badly LMAO!!!
# j who is a blubbering idiot, sang Me his special gobble oink tonite…hahaha I guess when u r an assface pillow humper u will do ANYTHING to get this Goddess to mock u!!
# c who is My newest forced feminization sissy….he just HATES it when this Bitchy Princess makes him put on those stockings, bra, and panties….LOL but he takes whatever this Goddess dishes out like a good little slut!!!

But Princess has some BAD NEWS….My computer melted down!!! Yes that’s right, My hard drive got completely fried. Luckily a lil slave bought Me an external hard drive a few months back so all My sexy videos and pics are safe….but for now Princess is on her old laptop so there will be NO CAM!!! for a while!!

TRIBUTE TRIBUTE TRIBUTE BITCHES AND HELP GODDESS BUY A NEW COMPUTER!!!

Princess has a new sexy listing up on Niteflirt AND My phones are on so call and get your humilation fix!!

XOXO,

Princess Trisha

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To be smart might be the most sought-after quality by man. Everybody dreams of being smarter and to attain higher status as a result of that. Everybody wants a big discovery or phenomena named after oneself. Like Archimedes for example. A Nobel Prize in the bookcase would not be that bad. Most people know that the size of a person’s brain says nothing about their intelligence, but no one at the dinner party where you perform this dick trick will doubt that you are a genius if you show them that you have two brains.

Take one penis and preferably a shaved scrotum.

Make your penis as small as possible.

Turn up the scrotum over the penis so it is covered. Hold the scrotum in place with one finger over the center string so the two halves of the brain are visible.

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Mistress Lila

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Well I was a good little housewife today. Cleaning the house, doing the laundry, and tending to my four legged kids!! LOL! Yeah, no human children for me just lots of animals…horses, dogs, cats, and even a bird!! I was dressed quite cute today while doing my chores…tight butt fitting sweats and a cute little itty bitty top. Plus I had to have the hair up out of my face…but I did look very cute while working. I always try to be cute no matter what I’m wearing or what I’m doing.

I am think about doing some videos of me doing all my daily/housework chores in the nude….hmmmm a day in the life of Justice Jade…but totally naked?! What do you think?

I have also decided to go back to school and get my Masters Degree in psychology…then I can really fuck with your heads…LOL! I’m just kidding…..

xoxo

JJ

JJ

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Would you love to have me under your tree? Your wife would never have to know that your doing the guy next doors wife.I cheat on my husband and love every second of it. I am what my sister calls the cheap phone sex adultress. I will do what ever your wife will not do and more.

Can you imagine coming down the stairs early to make sure all the gifts are in place just to find out that I have came into your house with the key my best friend Terry gave me? Oh I forgot that Terry is your wife and if I got caught by her in her little silk robe I would just say that I had a gift for her and wanted to surpise her with it. I’m sitting there on our couch in a lacey teddy waiting for you to come down in your boxers. When you see me you are shocked that the cheating woman everyone talks about on the street is now sitting in front of you with no one else around.

Would you tell me that I am a cheating whore and to leave? Maybe you would come over to smell my perfume? Or maybe I would bend over the couch and push aside my lace that covers my sweet cheating wife pussy and let you have a lick of my shaved sweetness? What will it be? Come on I know ou ahve wanted me since the day I went skinny dipping in the pool last summer and you watched me from your back porch and put on a show for you. You were standing there with your cock out loving my smotth body and long blonde hair. I loved playing with my juicy pussy while you stroked that cock. So why not do it for real. Your squirting cock and my shaven cheating wife pussy for you to explore for a one night xmas stand.

Bratty House Wife

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It’s getting closer to one of my favorite times of the year. My favorite time of the year being my birthday, of course. Which should be a national Holiday, I guess we will have to work on that.

I bought a brand new holiday outfit. Red velvet skirt with white fur trim, that skims my luscious thighs. Fire engine red thong panties, with tiny tinkling golden bells. And a tight red velvet top, cut to show off my juicy breasts, and my flat stomach. Now who wants to sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?

This month, I expect lots of winter phone sex fantasies. Festive sissies on my lap telling me of their desires to be real women. Strokers wrapped up with bows, squirting creamy presents of cum at my feet. I have been dreaming of wreaths, sleds, trees and mistletoes; and all the kinky ways we can use them. But it’s pretty hard to include holiday items in my fantasies. So if any of you think of anything, send me an e-mail.

Now on to the guided masturbation! For this session I want a lot of cockteasing before you release. So pop in your favorite erotic video, or just think of Mistress Alexis standing before you in her tiny mini -skirt, and moist panties. I bet your cock is getting very hard!

Now get your lube and let it drip down on your cock and balls. Take your cock in your left hand (right hand for the left handed guys), and start stroking your cocks. Your grip may not be as tight as you would like it to be, until you start getting used to stroking with that hand. I want long strokes; starting at the tip of your cock and going all the way down to the end of your balls. Watch that video, while you stroke! Keep stroking you cock, until it feels as hard as steel.

Then switch hands, using your dominate hand; stroke your ball sac. Sliding your hand underneath the sac, and running your fingers along the sensitive spot. Caress those balls, adding more lubrication when they start to dry out. I want you to massage your balls for the next 4 minutes, being very gentle to them.

Now slide that hand up to the tip of your cock. Play with the tip for me! Lightly squeeze it. Then stroke down to the middle of your cock, and back up to the tip of your cock for 2 short minutes. You can go very fast, or really slow.

Time to switch hands again. Stroke your cock from the base to the tip, using your left hand. Add more lube to make it really wet. As your cock gets harder underneath your fingers, I want your stroke to become shorter. Until you are concentrating on only the tip of your shaft.

When you feel that cum rising up in your cock getting ready to explode, place a finger from your other hand, in the space between your balls and ass. Press down hard on this area, applying strong pressure. And continue stroking your cock. Stroke your engorged pole, while pressing down on that spot, until you have a wonderful explosion!

Mistress Alexis

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Last year the holidays were a little funny. why you ask well last year I became very good friends with a sexy redhead woman down the street. She was funny,my age and going to school.We would go out together to bar’s and just hang out when I was not working and when she was not in school. She was going to become a teacher. We just really hit it off.

Now before this I was never ever with a female only men. Last year just before the hoilday season I started hanging at her house and we started cuddling and the next thing I knew I was in bed with this wity red head and a bag full of sex toys.

So we fell asleep after my sex awaking of sorts that there is joy in sex with a woman. as wel layed there in her large bed tired from what had just went on.The only lighst hat were on in the room was her cornsnakes heat lamp and the red color bounced off her red silk hair and my red cotton panties and bra that laid crumpled on the floor. When all of a sudden i heard someone at the door.When i sat up there he was her husband. Tall ,older and did not looked to ple;ased with what he found in his bed. with out a second to say a thing I grabbed my clothing and went straight out there door naked and went right home. I was shocked she had a hubby,I was so shy that my face must have been beat ass red. I never looked back nor answered her phone calls again. I’m thankful for her showing the joys of a female body but still that was just too much to handle. So I never really knew what he said. For all I know he could have qwanted a threeesome or wanted to watch god knows.

So last year before they moved away I had wondered what he said but never asked and I tried to avoid him the whole month of Dec. So I am not looking to try anything new this month and ruin my holidays from being able to go out and play in the snow like a little kid or even go out and carol or anything. So no girl on girl action with out the hubby knowing……………………just for this month anyway.

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